Buddy Doesn't Know How to Swim

A teen caked thick with dirt and dust,
Who would not swim for fears of rust,
The money thins when times are tough,
And so he packed his Reese's Puffs.

He took time off his 9 to 5,
With risk that he would not survive.
But where he went, he could not drive,
For water filled his thankless life.

Embark on a timeless journey as Buddy, an average American teenager who takes his lobster wallet on vacation, only to discover that he is completely surrounded by water - his greatest fear in the entire world. Buddy must travel through land and sea in order to make it to paradise. Will you be there to see it through?

Interact with countless tiles to find brief joy and continuous disappointment as Buddy fights through aquaphobia and boredom, experiencing great discomfort during a brief millennial moment. Will Buddy enjoy his vacation? How can he afford to travel to such an exotic destination? Why does he have a lobster full of money? Dissatisfaction awaits, as none of these questions are answered and more, all while experiencing the time of your life and laughing at Josh, who is blamed for the entire game's creative direction despite having almost nothing to do with it.